Over 60 sex dating
We may hug and kiss and we are certainly affectionate, but as for making that leap into the bedroom — impossible.So to all over-60s who boast of having their best sex ever, I would say (a) I don’t believe you, and (b) even if you are, please keep it to yourself and think of the rest of us, tucked up in bed alone at 9pm, our only excitement coming from the latest paperback thriller.
I tactfully ignored the gradual revelation of the sunken grey hairy chest, the pallor of ageing flesh and the stick-thin legs. He started to put packets of pills by his bedside table. His first words of love were: 'Do you know about these elusive particles called neutrinos?
' Although popularly known as ‘twice nightly Whiteley’ — a reputation he enjoyed and played up to for years — he said, ruefully, that towards the end of his life the reality was more like 'once yearly, nearly'.
This noxious cocktail of prescription drugs means that they can no longer perform in bed, however much they may want to.
While these days we older women are healthy, slim and fit, most men of the same age have diabetes, dicky hearts and high blood pressure.
But with the ‘marital aids’ (as my generation used to call them) costing £100 or more, perhaps oldies like these are the only people who can afford them.