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A: Anyone else would have called it a "teethbrush".
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A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working?
You might be a redneck when you use a weed eater for a blender You might be a redneck if burning lighter fluid is your favorite smell in the world!
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Sweet 16 is sponsered by Budweiser.
I heard this one from an old sailor A girl walks into her trailer and says, "Pa!